“I grew up sort of like a princess. I know that sounds awful, but I was the baby of the family. I had older brothers, so the little girl always gets everything she wants. As I`ve gotten older, I`ve realized that if you want something bad enough, you can have it. I`ve never gone after something I didn`t get. Not yet.” (Rachel Bilson)
Lemon: May I come in for a minute, please?
Lavon: Uh, Lemon … I can see that you’re hurting and please know that this is killing me to say this but this isn’t right. No, I can’t … be here for you like this anymore, when you’re going to marry someone else.
Lemon: Lavon, please …
Lavon: If you have something meaningful that you need to talk about, the person that you need to talk about it with is your fiancé. I’m sorry.
George: Come with me and we will sail the seven seas!
Lemon: Honestly, George, I don’t have time t play pirate, your parents are coming!
George: Oh. But it’s, uh, it’s Planksgiving.
Lemon: How dare you tell me that you love me.
Lavon: Excuse me?
Lemon: We are not children, Lavon. We can’t just go around saying everything that’s on our mind, doing whatever we want, acting reckless.
Lavon: I was just being honest.
Lemon: Don’t be honest. Be a grown-up.
Lavon: What constitutes being a grown-up in your opinion?
Lemon: It’s easy. You keep your feelings inside. You control your urges. You do what’s right even though it feels wrong.
Lavon: So you admit that it feels wrong.
Lemon: Oh, honey. It’s okay. No one expects you to come.
George: Okay, what are you saying?
Lemon: Everybody knows that you’re afraid of reptiles.
George: Okay, I am not afraid of reptiles! Okay? I’m practically poker buddies with Burt Reynolds, the alligator. Just those … racing turtles are a little … well, they’re a little unpredictable.